Some Things I Learned on My Vacation

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  1. Russia is cold, England is wet
  2. There exists in this world such a thing as an Uzbek restaurant/sushi bar.
  3. People in Moscow do not know how to drive, and do not care about personal safety or the safety of others while driving.
  4. Hot borsch and hot tea will warm you up, no matter how cold it is outside or in a given room.
  5. Do not try to mail things in Russia or to Russia.
  6. Meat pies + cask ale = Crazy Delicious
  7. Russia has the best metros, England has the best cabbies.
  8. There's no place like home.