Here are some things I've learned about how crazy conservatives are simply by reading the #tcot (top conservatives on twitter) hashtag on twitter:
1.) Barack Obama is not really the president of the United States because, although he is the son of an American citizen born on US soil, his birth certificate has the title "Certificate of Live Birth" rather than "Birth Certificate."
2.) Barack Obama is the first American President (if he is President, see above) to use a teleprompter. They find the use of a teleprompter so remarkable that they have given it a name: "TOTUS"
3.) All democrats are communists who should be "gillotined" [sic]
4.) Cap and Trade is actually a fifth column designed to tax the poor 1800 dollars a year on their electricity bills
5.) Sarah Palin was forced out of office due to harassment by marxist journalists.
6.) The Army Reserve Major who is refusing to go to Afghanistan because Obama isn't really president is not really an insubordinate criminal in violation of the UCMJ, but is in fact a sort of hero for refusing to follow illegal orders and commit warcrimes by joining his brothers in arms going into harms way.
Y'know, as disappointed as I am that the Democrats are not seizing the day and taking every opportunity they can to run roughshod over the extremely weak republican party who are so far out of power at this point that it's fucking comical, at the same time I'm glad the Republicans are getting as crazy as they are in order to sabotage their chances of reclaiming any power.